[Jeremy]

• My Mac Daddy Game Couldn't Be More Limp Lyrics

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C-c-c c'mon c-c-c- c'mon, go go

My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp No time to wallow, no, instead Just clear your brain and move ahead Accept that you're one of those guys Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies I don't wanna be a baller Just want some skills to count on If my nuts were any smaller They would be totally gone If I continue at this rate The only thing I'll ever date. My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp No time to wallow, no, instead Just clear your brain and move ahead Accept that you're one of those guys Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies I don't wanna be a.

My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp No time to wallow, no, instead Just clear your brain and move ahead Accept that you're one of those guys Who'll be a virgin 'til she dies. Adrien continued his dramatic internal monologue as she sat down at a table for lunch. I don't wanna be a baller Just want some skills to count on If my nuts were any. My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp No time to wallow, no, instead Just clear your brain and move ahead Accept that you're one of those guys Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies I don't wanna be a baller Just want some skills to count on If my nuts were any smaller They would be totally gone If I continue at this rate The only thing I'll ever date.

C-c-c c'mon c-c-c- c'mon, go go

I'm waiting for my porno to load

My brain is gonna freakin' explode

And now of course it's time to hit the road

Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day

But that really isn't such a change

If I'm not feeling weird or super strange

My life would be in utter disarray

'Cause freaking out is my okay

Good morning time to start the day!

C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon

Go go

C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon

Go go

Should I take a bus or walk instead?

I feel my stomach filling up with dread

When I get nervous my whole face goes red

To weigh the options calmly and be still

A junior on the bus is killer weak

But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek

And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak

Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill

To just be fine and cool and chill

I don't wanna be a hero

Just wanna stay in the line

I'll never be your Rob DeNiro

For me Joe Pesci is fine

So I follow my own rules

And I use them as my tools

To stay alive

I don't wanna be special, no, no

I just wanna survive

[Company]

C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon

Go go

C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon

Go go

[Chloe]

So Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake

I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool

And then she lost at pool

Deliberately

[Brooke]

That is so awesome

[Chloe]

Brooke!

[Brooke]

I mean slutty

[Jenna]

And then Madeline was all like-

[Chloe]

I'M TELLING THE STORY JENNA!

Oh my God, he's like totally getting off on that

Ugh

[Rich]

Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!

[Jeremy]

Sorry, I was just trying to get to-

[Rich]

Jakey D!

So what's the story with Madeline?

[Jake]

Oh man, I shouldn't say

But it's a good thing I rock at pool

[Jeremy]

I navigate the dangerous hall

Focus on a poster there on the wall

Avoiding any eye contact at all

And trying hard to remain unseen

The poster's closer now, what does it say?

It's a sign-up for the after-school play

It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay

And that's not what I need right now

End scene

I hang a left and there's

Christine

Christine

Christine

Christine Caniglia

Christine

[Christine]

Did you say something?

[Jeremy]

Uh..

Well, that was smooth

Yeah, that was super pimp

My mac daddy game couldn't be more limp

No time to wallow

No, instead, just clear your brain and move ahead

Accept that you're one of those guys

Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies

I don't wanna be a baller

Just want some skills to count on

If my nuts were any smaller

They would be totally gone

If I continue at thIs rate

The only thing I'll ever date

Is my MacBook Pro hard drive

I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no

I just wanna survive

Michael!

[Michael]

Jeremy, my buddy

How's it hanging

Lunch is banging, had my sushi

Got my slushie and more!

The roll was meki maki and I'm feeling kinda cocky

'Cause that girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour

[Jeremy]

You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?

[Michael]

Oh, I'm listening to Marley

And the groove is sounding gnarly

And we're almost at the end of this song

Yeah, that was the end

Now tell me friend

How was class?

You look like ass

What's wrong?

[Jeremy]

I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel

[Michael]

That's progress! Add to steam game directory on mac windows 10.

[Jeremy]

yeah I tore it up and flushed it

[Michael]

Oh..

[Jeremy]

It's still progress!

[Michael]

It's all good

I saw on discovery

That humanity has stopped evolving!

[Jeremy]

That's..good?

[Michael]

Evolution is survival of the fittest, right?

But now, because of technology,

You don't have to be strong to survive

Which means theres never been a better time in History to be a loser!

Ha! So own it!

Why try to be cool when you could be..

[Jeremy]

Signing up for the play!

[Michael]

I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement

[Jeremy]

No! ! mean look who's signing up for the play

Christineeeeee

Christineeeeee

[Jeremy and Michael]

Christineeeeee

Christineeee Conicula

[Company]

Christineeeeee

Christineeeeee

Christineeeeee

Christineeeeee

Christine Conicula

Christineeeee Conicula

[Jeremy]

I feel my body moving through the air

See my converse walking over there

Take a shaky breath and I prepare

Who cares if people think I'm lame

Christine signed I'll do the same

I grab the pen I write my name

[Rich]

GAYYYYYY HAHAHAHHAHA

[Company]

(Laughter)

[Chloe]

I like gay people

[Jeremy]

I'm never gonna be the cool guy

I'm more the one who's left out

Of all the characters at school

I am not the one who the story's about

Whyyyy can't someone just help me out

And teach me how to thrive

Help me to more than surviveeee [Company]

na na na na na na na na na

More than surviveeeeeee

na na na na na na na na na

More than survivveeeeeee

na na na na na na na na na

[Jeremy cont'd]

If this was an apocalypse

I would not need any tips

In how to stay alive

but since the zombie army's yet to descend

and the period is going to end

I'm just trying my best to pass the test and

surviveeeeeee

[Company]

cccccmon cccmon

survivvveeeeeee

cccmon cccmon go go

[Company]

go go go go go go go go goooo GO

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• Artist: Be More Chill (Musical)
• Featuring artist: Jake Boyd (Jake Dillinger), Gerard Canonico (Rich Goranski), Katlyn Carlson (Chloe Valentine), Katie Ladner (Jenna Rolan), Lauren Marcus (Brooke Lohst), Stephanie Hsu (Christine Canigula), George Salazar (Michael Mell), Will Connolly (Jeremy Heere)
• Translations: Danish
• Requests: Swedish
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More than Survive

My Mac Daddy Game Couldn't Be More Limp Lyrics